{"id":343,"date":"2016-12-05T18:28:39","date_gmt":"2016-12-05T18:28:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tempus.mallinidesign.com\/?page_id=11"},"modified":"2016-12-05T18:28:39","modified_gmt":"2016-12-05T18:28:39","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blackmelody.com\/index.php\/about\/","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! You&#8217;re going back for the Countess, aren&#8217;t you? OK, this has gotta stop. I&#8217;m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe!<\/p>\n<p>And then the battle&#8217;s not so bad? With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! 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You don&#8217;t know how to do any of those. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! You guys go on without me! I&#8217;m going to go\u2026 look for more stuff to steal!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year&#8217;s costume? No. We&#8217;re on the top. Say what? I haven&#8217;t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! You&#8217;re going back for the Countess, aren&#8217;t you? OK, this has gotta stop. I&#8217;m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. 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